it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more
“this update requires that you restart your compu-“
“Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!”
“alex what are you doing with janelle”
“alex its my birthday”
“alex what about naked bowling”
“alex what about us”
“alex”